How the Fight Started – “Saturday Morning Funnies” (on Friday)

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started…


My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school

reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his

drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, “Do you know him?”

“Yes”, she sighed,

“He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking

right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he

hasn’t been sober since.”

“My Goodness!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on

celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started…


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming


She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in

about 3 seconds.”

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started……

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