How the Fight Started – “Saturday Morning Funnies” (on Friday)

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started…

—-

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school

reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his

drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, “Do you know him?”

“Yes”, she sighed,

“He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking

right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he

hasn’t been sober since.”

“My Goodness!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on

celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started…

——-

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

anniversary.

She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in

about 3 seconds.”

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started……

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