A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has
helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s check book!!”
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called,
‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor.”
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife
– Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?”
Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask.
Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one
Husband to wife – “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a
fine day.” Again next day, he says same
thing – “today is a fine day.” Finally after a week, the wife asks her
husband– “since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed
up. What’s the matter?”
Husband: “Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you
one fine day. I was just trying to remind you.”